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If you live in Lifetime movie and aren't a fan of drama, you're out of luck! The good news is that you likely enjoy a lifestyle well beyond your means with a teenage daughter who is essentially good, but who has her share of problems. The bad news is that a psychotic maniac is likely to soon burst that bubble of suburban tranquility with a nefarious scheme to steal your life. To help, the following are some rules to live by for you and your friends in dealing with your incredibly melodramatic lives





















GameStop shares skyrocketed in afterhours trading today after posting earnings of $32 per share, more than justifying the stock's recent meteoric rise.



































































 
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Often frustrated by the limitations of his parents' low six-figures salaries to satisfy his desire for things, Aiden recently decided to take matters into his own hands by starting his own methamphetamine manufacturing business.


































































 
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A man who accidentally shot and killed his own son during a road rage incident in Dallas last week inadvertently killed his wife and two of his cousins at the boy's funeral this morning.
































































 
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In today’s multicultural world of openness and enlightenment, it is more important than ever to recognize the boundaries of ownership when it comes to fashion. Groups who first adopt a style thereby forever own that style, and emulating it if you are not part of that group is a grave insult. Unlike the well-defined rules of physical and intellectual property however, the rules of cultural appropriation are often murky. The following is a diagram designed to help clarify which fashions belong to whom, and which might be shared by multiple races such that members of those races can avoid being
British public warned of existence of a new, more virulent strain of Boris Johnson. Women warned to stay at home as new slicker, less buffoonish Boris mutation poses greater threat of impregnation. Boris Johnson deniers dismiss new variant as 'scare tactic', claim original is actually shaved ape.
Seeking refuge from the sight of homeless people in Los Angeles, many of Kaitlyn Jenner's friends are discovering that Sedona isn't the Shangri-la they were expecting, with tee times often backed up for days.
































































 
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Epitomizing effortless lifestyles in LA's bourgeoning warehouse district, this newly constructed one-bedroom starter is being listed for the competitive price of $1.2 million































































 
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Sen. Joe Manchin, D-WV defended his decision to not support the Build Back Better legislation today, citing his belief that parents would likely use child tax credit payments to buy food.
































































 
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Are you one of the millions of Americans opposed to getting a COVID-19 inoculation? You might get one anyway according to a source who says the US government has started to slip the vaccine into your injectable drugs, cigarettes and even favorite junk foods.
































































 
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With the supply chain issues that have caused an ongoing nationwide ketchup shortage only getting worse, the skyrocketing cost of America's favorite condiment is threatening to wreak havoc not only on fast food fans, but the entire economy, experts warn.
































































 
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Americans Colby Tyler Smith, Robert Lee Harris and Aiden Dylan Lindquist dominated the Men's Mass Shooting event in Tokyo today, sweeping the medals in the event's inaugural competition.
































































 
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At least two dozen were injured yesterday when a crowd attending the Rhythm Fest Music Festival in Reno, Nevada tried to escape a surprise performance by Counting Crows.
































































 
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WASHINGTON DC--Embattled Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene responded strongly to her detractors, both inside the US House of Representatives and in the media, by returning her focus to working for her constituents in Georgia. "These morons may have voted to remove me from various committees," Greene said, "But that only allows me to turn my…
Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time, a mad scientist finds himself cuckolded by his priapic alter-ego, released by imbibing his own experimental erectile dysfunction treatment. Can the Rev help?
Amplifying the discord surrounding critical race theory - the doctrine that holds that America's legal framework is biased against black people and other minorities - an alternate theory arguing that it's actually the other way around has started to be pushed by white people who don't want to hear about it.
































































 
As the dust settles in the aftermath of former Raiders Head Coach Jon Gruden's forced resignation in a landslide of racist, anti-gay and misogynistic emails, the NFL has vowed that it will continue to humiliate the subjects of those emails by releasing their contents to the public.
































































 
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Britons vent anger at government's incompetent handling of pandemic by garroting, burning and hacking to death ministers in violent online game. Virtual mobs seek head of Boris Johnson in order to secure victory. Has game inspired real life vigilantes to chase Covid-deniers and lockdown sceptics up trees?
Heeding a warning to evacuate his West Bank neighborhood ahead of Israeli airstrike late Sunday night, Sadiq Aboushi was shocked at what he found upon his return Monday afternoon.
































































 
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Simultaneously excited and repulsed, many Americans are experiencing mixed feelings over a California court ruling siding with Britney Spears' conservatorship that will force her to perform at Super Bowl LVI.
































































 
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