"Ha ha that lid is broken or wasn't put on properly. I can't even open my dog proof dog food container." Fred Flunkee,Has Weak Fingers

We scour the web for the political humor videos so you don't have to. No tasteless junk here, just the good stuff. Laugh and enjoy this humor video gallery.

"That's why The Queen has to practice putting her crown on. If her eyes go like that she looks really funny." Harry Zonderblurb, Psychiatrist

"I said to one of the park attendants: 'Oh come on, a smile isn't going to kill you.' And so she eventually smiled and then clutches her chest and acted dead. That told me. Banksy 1 Jessie 0." Jessie Krufts, Cynic

"I just want to slip on some spandex trunks and go dancing with my new doggie friend." Kent Rugby, Hunkist

"That's the hairiest guy I've ever seen in a swimming pool, and I've been using public swimming pools all my life." Harry Zonderblurb, Butcher

"I lose complete control of all my body's emissions when I sneeze. Just know that, fans, before inviting me to a sneeze party again." Jimmy Popper, Nurse

"That's the most boring video game I have ever seen. GET A MOVE ON!" Jimmy Popper, Gamer

"I would have been happy with a woof rather than a yap." Jessie Krufts, Pancake Flipper

"Yea, the bear hasn't quite got the thumbs up thing down yet huh?"

"Shame the black guy with a similar YouTube channel was shot dead by the police for that though. It looks sooo much like a gun..." Jessie Krufts, Police Commissioner

"My look is called 'Singing Barber Of The 1930s.'" Fred Flunkee, Retired Bargain Bin Man

"When he takes that white vest off he'll have a white shaped vest shape on his tanned body. Phnarf."

"If you can't buy ice cream from a stranger who can you buy it from?" Jessie Krufts, Stranger

"I was hoping he would flip one of the pancakes onto his back and then he could hilariously run round and round at a glacial pace chasing his own tail! Disappointed."

"Yes, he's got the bear 'boingy' movement down pat. Kudos." Jessie Krufts, PE Teacher

"I bet $1 Donald Trump would approve of that." Kent Rugby, Political Commentator

"Flat footed varmint! GETOUTTAHERE!!! YAH!" Fred Flunkee, Varmint Catcher

"I've trained my dogs to run when they hear violins playing too. Can't be too careful these days."

"But on the other hand, if little cute puppy there got a splinter in the underside doing that, that would be the howliest, gnarliest, sound you have ever heard. It would dissolve that smiley child's face into a red mass of water and sobby half spoken breaths. Even I would downclick that." Jessie Krufts, Incinerator Manager