When the Blessed Virgin Mary, who knew something about warding off penetration, appeared to Polycarp in a dream, Polycarp awoke and immediately stuffed his ears with cow dung,

THE VATICAN (The Adobo Chronicles, Rome Bureau) - Pope Francis has already publicly apologized for violating a woman at The Vatican a couple of days ago.  The incident where the Pope slapped the hand of a woman pilgrim after she grabbed his hand was caught on video and has gone super viral. But Vatican officials are…

Not content with persecuting people who use "after-market" handicapped stickers in spaces that would otherwise remain empty, the CapiNazis are coming after emotional support animals.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) -President Donald Trump has signed the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) for 2020 that establishes a U.S. Space Force as the sixth branch of the U.S. armed forces—despite the Outer Space Treaty designating space as a global commons to be used for peaceful purposes. Trump signed the NDAA flanked by…

Penultimate means "last but one in a series of things; the next to last." Penultimate does not mean nor should it be allowed to mean "the most ultimate" or "the most awesome" ever.
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In order to promote a more inclusive linguistic union, the Pug Bus vows to use "gay," "gaily," and many clever derivations thereof to flog shamelessly our Gay OG campaign.

"The Aristocrats" is the world's filthiest joke. As a public service we present this fill-in-the-blanks version of the joke, which you are free to adapt for your own purposes and family occasions.

Three years after a national poll found that 46% of Americans believed in Santa Claus, a new survey shows that a similar number continues to have faith in the (not so jolly) fat man in the White House.

So, Virginia, there was no manger, no GPS star in the sky, no ripe-smelling shepherds, no ox or ass shitting all over the place. Jesus was born somewhere. We’re just calling bullshit on the story that organized religions have been peddling all these years.

Fair Kamala cozily strapped in her bed, electrodes from focus groups taped to her head. Short Petey was playing with his newest toy, a lovely dark-chocolate Nubian boy.

"Screw the pooch" is a gateway expression that leads to other, more disgusting, expressions like "doggy style," "shoot the puppy," or "dead dog bounce."

Santa's memoirs threaten to reveal salacious details of celebrities caught in flagrante delicto as he came down their chimneys. Legal action threatened as details of Peeping Santa's activities made public.

Boris Johnson in pre-election fist fight with shopping mall Santa. Furious Father Christmas accuses top Tory of indoctrinating kiddies in Grotto visit.

Is the Tory Party under Boris Johnson actually a death cult? Top political analyst claims Tory supporters being lead into oblivion by a false Messiah.

Does Labour have 'Manifesto of Madness' designed to undermine middle class conservatism through compulsory drug taking and homosexuality? Extraordinary claims by Tories that Corbyn victory would mean 'enforced permissiveness'.

Is Britain’s National Health Service being transformed into a ‘National Death Service’? Activist argues Tories turning NHS into institution for mass euthanasia of poor, disabled and elderly.

Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time, a reader fears that we will never be rid of a group og ghosts constantly trolling her over her appearance. Can the Rev help?

Has Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage been converted to the cause of Remain? Has he been secretly brain-washed by EU with aim of sabotaging latest Bexit deal? Or is he victim of black magic plot on part of powerful witch doctor and Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn?

The CBD that works best is the CBD that works with more than a mean-spirited amount of THC. CBD is like vegetables: It's best used as a garnish for the meat of the meal.

Within the last ten years gluten-free (GF) products got themselves a bandwagon and an agitated posse/fan club of non-celiac pretenders. From 2009 to 2014 celiac-disease numbers remained stable. The number of people following GF diets? It tripled. WTF?