Alex Green, 32, was involved in a traffic collision a week ago that left him fighting for his life. His brain is so damaged that all he can say is ‘laptop’.

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

The National Weather Service (NWS) has issued a “Hillary Alert” for all 50 states. The following bulletin explains the seriousness of a severe weather event caused by Hillary Clinton.

Los Alamos, NM - (SatireWorld.com)

Libido, a Freudian term for sexual urges or desires, was once not included within a description of Hillary Clinton's personality. Usually more business-like than pleasure seeking, the source of Hillary's sex drive has eluded science since 1978.

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - It wasn't only Barack Obama that Donald Trump accused of being a non natural-born U.S. citizen.  The Republican presidential candidate's birther movement extended beyond politics.  It included Hollywood. After eight years insisting that Obama wasn't eligible to become president of the United States, Trump finally accepted…

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - The New York Times has just obtained Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump's 1995 records which suggest he could have paid zero federal income tax for 18 years. Trump declared a $916 million loss on his 1995 income tax returns, a tax deduction so substantial it could have allowed him…

Normandy Coast, France – (satireworld.com)

According to President Obama’s White House staffers, a U.S. Navy ship sunk during WW II has been found and the surviving crew of 18 sailors were rescued. The rescue operation was initiated about 20 miles off the French Normandy coast on Friday morning.

Rogersville, TN – (SatireWorld.com)
Little Johnny Krebbs loved to sit around his rural Rogersville home like any other kid daydreaming and making wishes. He wished for a puppy. Other times he wished for a new bicycle, or to see his favorite baseball team, the New York Yankees, but it wasn’t until he wished-upon-a-lucky-star while singing a popular kids song that his wishes finally came true… much to the astonishment of his parents, Glenn and Rita.

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)
One thing you can say about Donald Trump is that he’s a forward looking real estate planner! Today’s press release shores up that statement with an architects rending of the future Trump White House after The Donald’s builders complete a renovation to the 200 year old national landmark.

Hangovers have plagued mankind since alcohol was first invented way back in 1978 but now one research team has found the ultimate preventative measure.

ARIES Mar 20 - Apr 19

Levitation, mind control and speed eating are all highly starred this month, and Jupiter is currently pondering the merits of taking control of your stomach around the 17th.

Periods of bed rest are highly starred, as are moments of stand up quarreling, especially now you can (temporarily) read your boss's mind. Tuesday may be the best time to ask for a raise...

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - When NBC announced that it was coming out with a new television sitcom about an American widower who takes a Filipina mail-order bride to help raise his kids, there were protests not only from the Filipino community but many women's groups.  Many had accused NBC…

Dozens of Bay Area protesters allied with the Black Lives Matter movement, along with members of an opposing group called All Lives Matter, were killed on Friday morning in a freak astronomical incident.

London, UK-(SatireWorld.com)
BBC’s top cooking show hostess revealed on her blog how a cheap Chinese brassiere caused her to spend a few hours in the emergency room of the Royal Christian Hospital last weekend with a rather embarrassing injury.

The dishevelled, bearded gentleman can often be seen wandering the streets in a daze or sat on a park bench, anything to get out of the house.

Women in the conservative kingdom of Saudi Arabia are well on their way to enjoying the same rights as their male counterparts when it comes to hot new tech trends.

Mel and Sue have been named as the new joint manager of the England football team, after the FA agreed that they were already so rich as to be incorruptible and their total lack of knowledge of the game should not be an obstacle, as it had not been to the last five. ‘We are...

Anxiety is on the rise in this country and all this extra cortisol in the air is starting to stress me out. After reading a recent New York Times article I realized someone who knows about politics and anxiety should cover this topic ….with jokes! This NYT piece, which used Google-search trends as evidence, suggests our country’s recent stress-spike…

Bernie Sanders is, and has always been, a true progressive. He’s ALSO a very practical and smart political strategist, and knows the way forward. You say he let you down. You’re letting him, and the movement down, by being...

Here they are- a bunch of normies getting their 15 words of fame.

Bananaman is the alter-ego of Eric Twinge who gains special powers from eating bananas. While he was originally supposed to be a parody of superheroes, Hollywood says they will give Bananaman a gritty new edge.