The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...

The former England manager, who was fired after a sting operation revealed corrupt dealings, will now lead UKIP on a caretaker basis whilst UKIP search for a new leader.

Somewhere On Planet Earth- (SatireWorld.com)

This is certainly a thought to ponder after repeated attacks and planned attacks against western countries. Maybe this is why our American-Australian-British-Canadian Muslims are being so quiet and not speaking out in anger about atrocities committed against innocent people. When was the last time (if ever) an Islamic leader called out and has taken the responsible road of condemming any and all brutal attacks against innocent people? When was the last a top Islamic cleric forbid attacks to be planned, or weapons to be stored in and from any Mos

PARIS, France (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - Armed robbers forced their way into a private Paris residence where Kim Kardashian West was staying, tied her up and locked her in a bathroom before making off with more than $10 million worth of jewelry, police officials said. A spokeswoman for Kardashian West said the reality TV…

According to an eye witness who was tending his own plot, Tony Blair showed up, dropped his trousers and curled out a weapon of ass destruction while laughing maniacally. He then left without saying a word to anyone.

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) - Asian American community leaders have joined First Amendment advocates in protesting ABC Network's announcement that it will revive the 197o's 'The Gong Show.' Created and produced by Chuck Barris, 'The Gong Show' was known for its free-wheeling style, absurdist humor, and the titular gong used by the…

Green party presidential candidate Jill Stein has taken some heat for pseudo scientific beliefs this election cycle but now she’s taken it to an extreme...

3rd Party Presidential candidate Gary Johnson is done giving f*cks this election cycle.

David Vitrano drops serious knowledge about LSU football, Jeremy refs an improv game about new TV shows, and Sunny provides "The Never-Ending" sound effect.

Actor and singer John Schneider joins Jeremy and Sunny for songs and a revealing discussion about FEMA's response to the recent flooding in South Louisiana.

Robert Rau joins Jeremy and Sunny to examine the recent "fishy" events at the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries.

Mike Honore joins Jeremy and Sunny to discuss bitch-ass punks who can't headline comedy shows because they're too busy running from the cops.

Celtic Studios Executive Director Patrick Mulhearn joins Sunny and Jeremy to discuss the Yelp reviews (and copious tampons) his company got as a flooding evacuation shelter.

International observers in Syria describe the situation in the Islamic State stronghold of Aleppo as being reminiscent of the Libertarian nominee for president of the United States.

O!Hell Magazine are delighted to announce that we have offered £2 million for the exclusive rights to the claim form Kim Kardashian is set to fill in after she had $11million worth of jewellery stolen today, a record.

Tripoli, Libya – (SatireWorld.com)

Colonel Muammar Gaddafi died after being stabbed with a bayonet in the anus and not in a firefight as originally claimed by Libyan authorities, according to a report on the Libyan dictator’s last hours.

The rush of blood caused Farage to sport such a rager that his only course of action was to seek medical advice.

The Conservative government will borrow up to £2 billion to ensure that privileged children can move out of their parental home and into their own without the shock of having to live in a common neighbourhood.

Hell- (satireworld.com)
Dante’s 14th Century Epic poem the Devine Comedy, begins with Inferno (Italian for “Hell”), where there are nine circles. In each circle transgressors are punished in a manner befitting their crimes, such that each sinner is afflicted for all of eternity by the major sin he or she committed.

Miami, FL - (satireworld.com)

A woman performing a sex act on a model dinosaur at a family-friendly Miami attraction has been identified by Dade County police. The woman, who was half-naked, straddled the Model T-Rex at a the Metro Dade Zoo's Jurassic exhibition in the photo that has made the rounds on social media, SatireWorld has reported.