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Trash talking Republican candidate Donald Trump issued a rare but meaningful apology after a 12 year old video and audio tape became public of ’The Donald’ talking over an open mic.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Just hours after an explosive audio tape surfaced in which Donald Trump is heard  bragging about kissing and groping women, the Republican presidential candidate went on national television to announce he was withdrawing. "What I said at that time was wrong and I apologize," a teary-eyed…

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Minutes after Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump posted a taped "apology" for what he said about women in 2005, he immediately called Philippine President Rodrigo Roa Duterte for advice. Trump's apology stemmed from an explosive audio tape released yesterday in which he said he bragged to…

Former president Bill Clinton has weighed in on revelations that Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has exhibited appalling behavior toward women.

Trump was supposed to be apologising for comments made in 2005 about ‘grabbing women by the pussy’ but his rambling statement quickly veered off into his usual bombastic approach.

WikiLeaks’ Julian Assange had been promising an ‘October Surprise’ that would blow the US Presidential election wide open and he delivered last night with a string of receipts from Clinton’s personal accounts that prove that she not only purchased Justin Bieber albums but several pieces of Belieber merchandise too.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - The Commission on Presidential Debates has announced a change of schedule for the second debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.  It was originally scheduled at 9 p.m. Eastern on Sunday night. The debate in St. Louis, Missouri, will last 90 minutes and be conducted in a “town…

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Donald Trump has been divorced twice.  Is a third one coming? Speculation about a third divorce spread on social media after today's explosive audio tape in which the Republican presidential candidate was heard talking about kissing and groping women. Today, Trump's wife Melania admitted to The Adobo…

Residents in coastal areas of the southeastern U.S. who remain in the path of Hurricane Matthew are reportedly being struck by waves of dangerously large fonts, with some measuring as many as 236 points tall.

+Hurricane Matthew started hitting Florida early Friday morning with heavy rain and strong winds!
+Powerful storm claimed at least 340 lives in Caribbean earlier this week prompting concerns for Florida residents!
+The hurricane mysteriously swung around two nuclear reactors, Cape Canaveral and Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort says Hillary in morning statement to reporters!

The new viral challenge that is heating up on the internet is American AF

Donald Trump National Campaign Spokesperson Katrina Pierson took her own life yesterday, becoming the fourth person who has held the same job to commit suicide since July.

Super-gonorrhea is particularly dangerous strain of gonorrhea that cannot be treated with the the usual antibiotics.

The finding of the gravy vein was cause of immediate celebration in Lancashire after experts had been warning that proper northern gravy was in short supply after a dangerous gravy granule shortage hit the county.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - You knew someone was asking questions. You heard her voice and heard her name mentioned by both VP candidates.  But if you tuned in right after last night's  vice presidential debate started (introductions not included), you were probably thinking the questions were coming from a television…

Donald Trump's debate night tweet about the vice presidency.

Head-shaking motion and incredulous expressions to be tweaked for "more realistic" effects in future appearances.

Does Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn possess divine powers? Supporters tell of Corbyn's seemingly miraculous ability to defeat government without winning Commons votes. Socialist Messiah or useless crackpot?

“This might really bring the show Jackass up a notch next season.”   —Jeremy Clarkson