CHICAGO, Illinois (The Adobo Chronicles, Indianapolis Bureau) - The verdict is in. The top fine dining restaurant in all of America is in Chicago! It's called Alinea. Alinea bested hundreds of other highly-rated restaurants from San Francisco to New York, from New Orleans to Orlando. The list was released by TripAdvisor, in its 2016 Travelers…
LONDON, United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - A new word has been added to the Oxford Dictionaries' 2017 edition. That word is: duterte Many will immediately think of Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte when encountering this new word. However, by definition, duterte is synonymous to hyperbole. Here's the new word entry that will appear in Oxford Dictionaries…
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump seems to be backing down from his earlier statements that he will accept the results of November's elections only if he wins. Today at 3 a.m, Trump took to his Twitter account to categorically state that he will accept his election…
Crawford, Texas – (SatireWorld.com)
In an interview at his Crawford ranch, George “Dubya” Bush candidly spoke about his original cabinet selections when he begin his term of office as President of the United States of America. “When I went in to the White House in 2001, my advisors advised me that I should nominate Donald Rumsfeld for Secretary of Defense. He wasn’t my original pick for the job. The man I wanted to nominate was Captain Kangaroo.”
In an interview at his Crawford ranch, George “Dubya” Bush candidly spoke about his original cabinet selections when he begin his term of office as President of the United States of America. “When I went in to the White House in 2001, my advisors advised me that I should nominate Donald Rumsfeld for Secretary of Defense. He wasn’t my original pick for the job. The man I wanted to nominate was Captain Kangaroo.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - President Barack Obama is not giving up America's little brown that easily, despite pronouncements in China by President Rodrigo Roa Duterte that he wants to "separate" from the United States. In an effort to maintain the colonial and friendly relations between the two countries, Obama has invited Duterte…
Backstabbing Institute of America – (satireworld.com)
Jane Fonda, long called Hanoi Jane by anyone who actually remembers the 60’s in anything other than a drugged out haze, has been voted the Top American Traitor of All Time in an independent news poll. The results of the poll, which will air on a new reality series to be titled “America’s Biggest Traitor,” had Fonda beating out such other famous people as Benedict Arnold, the Rosenburgs, and Aldrich Ames, and Michael Moore.
Jane Fonda, long called Hanoi Jane by anyone who actually remembers the 60’s in anything other than a drugged out haze, has been voted the Top American Traitor of All Time in an independent news poll. The results of the poll, which will air on a new reality series to be titled “America’s Biggest Traitor,” had Fonda beating out such other famous people as Benedict Arnold, the Rosenburgs, and Aldrich Ames, and Michael Moore.
BEIJING, China (The Adobo Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) - Filipinos, no more the little brown brothers of America. With no equal benefits. Speaking to the Filipino community in China’s capital on Wednesday, Duterte complained that Americans can enter the Philippines visa-free while Filipinos have a hard time securing a travel document to visit the US. Duterte said…
Is Hillary Clinton a sexual predator? The truth is finally revealed...WorldsWisestOwl.com
‘It sounds fantastical but anyone who’s ever shook Piers’ hand knows this could very well be true. After you’ve shook his hand you’re left with this thick, gooey discharge on your hand that’s impossible to wash off. At first I just thought it was because he’s a wanker but this makes even more sense.'
Traverse City, MI – (satireworld.com)
Michigan filmmaker and political activist Michael Moore has hurled himself into the debate over Syrian refugees by offering his house on a lake for refugees to live in while in the US seeking asylum.
While publicly chastising Michigan governor Rick Snyder for “disgraceful” “unconstitutional,” and “heartless and un-Christian actions.” Days later, he launched a formal “My Home Is Open” campaign in which he urged like-minded citizens to provide temporary housing to refugees. In the letter to Snyder, he wrote:
Michigan filmmaker and political activist Michael Moore has hurled himself into the debate over Syrian refugees by offering his house on a lake for refugees to live in while in the US seeking asylum.
While publicly chastising Michigan governor Rick Snyder for “disgraceful” “unconstitutional,” and “heartless and un-Christian actions.” Days later, he launched a formal “My Home Is Open” campaign in which he urged like-minded citizens to provide temporary housing to refugees. In the letter to Snyder, he wrote:
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com)
An British man escaped jail despite admitting to secretly slipping steroids into in his wife’s food in hopes of making her ugly as him so she would stay at home.
Dalwara Singh, age 54, who has been married to his much younger wife for 2 years, ground the pills in a pestle and mortar before secretly adding them to the woman’s breakfast meal.
An British man escaped jail despite admitting to secretly slipping steroids into in his wife’s food in hopes of making her ugly as him so she would stay at home.
Dalwara Singh, age 54, who has been married to his much younger wife for 2 years, ground the pills in a pestle and mortar before secretly adding them to the woman’s breakfast meal.
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