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Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
After a string of recent scandal-ridden revelations, perhaps the biggest to hit the Obama Administration is the scope and size of the NSA’s intercepts of emails and phone conversations where virtually every phone call is recorded and passed on to the White House.
Pointing to evidence that the water was deliberately contaminated with botulinum toxin by the Syrian government, the US claims the act constitutes a clear transgression of the allies ultimatum against chemical weapons - an assessment the Assad regime emphatically denies.
Cambridge (UK) – (SatireWorld.com)
It appears only fitting that the world’s biggest fool, Al Gore, was on hand to bask in the excitement of the annual Oxford/Cambridge race on the Thames coinciding with the first day of summer, daylight savings time, and of course April fools day.
BERLIN, Germany (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - Philippines’ Vice President Leni Robredo and other Filipinos were briefly arrested by German police after taking selfie photos at the Holocaust Memorial in Berlin. Others arrested included Senator Kiko Pangilinan, former Budget Secretary Florencio Abad and Congressman Bolet Banal. Apparently, it is against German law to pose…
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com): White House advisers are finessing some unprecedented diversionary moves to steady the President’s hand as ex-FBI chief James Comey’s eagerly awaited memoir readies to hit the shops.
The Trump administration announced on Monday that it will reverse Obama-era standards that banned dumping bright green toxic waste directly on your head.
SCOTTSDALE, AZ – Area man Larry Grendle really loves pouring on the ranch. Grendle, an HR consultant for an insurance agency, regularly sits alone at his desk eating iceberg lettuce salad drenched in a breathtaking amount of Hidden Valley Ranch dressing.
A caravan of over 200 Central American biochemists heading for the US will compete for American jobs once they cross the border, its organizers say.
Discarding the possibility that war, job loss, income inequality, or ballooning deficits could be the biggest threat facing the US, Congress selected Mark Zuckerberg as the main cause of the nation's struggles.
Is the mysterious codex of the Fifteenth Century Voynich Manuscript just gibberish? New TV series claims document, at best, semi-pornographic doodlings of bored medieval student. Further alleges that ancient Mayan art produced under influence of powerful hallucinogens rather than representing alien visitors.
Was the recent collapse in South Africa of pseudo-celebrity Katie Hopkins part of an underground campaign to silence the reactionary bile of such hate mongers? Secret organisation claims to be 'sedating hate' by targeting extremist speakers with blowpipe delivered tranquiliser darts.
The government, the establishment and the Deep State are the most persecuted people in the world. Here is a magical incantation that will keep you all safe from foreign enemies and domestic dissidents. *** First they came for the Neocons. And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Neocon. Then they came for the […]The post CIA Hymnbook (VIII): First They Came for the Neocons appeared first on GlossyNews.com.
Tweet Tower—With crisis comes opportunity and with Trump comes enough crises to employee an estimated 1.1 million crisis acting Americans (CAA). The White House is downplaying the negative implications of this aspect of the jobs report and instead remains focused on the overall low unemployment figures. Critics are pointing to the fact that endless acute situations, which only create temporary…
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Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com)
Porn star Stormy Daniels is working with an LAPD forensic sketch artist to help identify the man she claims threatened her with ‘certain incineration’ to stay silent about an alleged tryst she had with President Trump over 14 years ago.
LONDON, United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - Philippines’ Vice President Leni Robredo was briefly detained by British Immigration authorities as she was about to leave London for Manila.  Robredo was in London for a speaking engagement at the London School of Economics. Reports say that Robredo didn’t have the proper visa to enter the…
President Trump called the Democratic Republic of Congo this morning to congratulate Thomas 'Machete' Margai on a decisive victory that saw him re-elected as the African nation's President yesterday.
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - Many Americans were worried after news broke out that one person died in a fire at the Trump Towers in New York. But U.S. President Donald Trump was quick to calm a worried nation. He marked himself “safe” on his Facebook Account. All’s well that…

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