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by Michael Egan.‘Listen, I’m disgusting myself, OK?,’ Trump said, ‘You should just see me in the morning!’ NEW YORK – Presidential candidate Donald Trump yesterday defended his use of the word “disgusting” [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
10. Despot Housewives 9. It’s Always Sunny in Damascus 8. Arrested Dismemberment 7. Breaking Vlad 6. My So Called Rights 5. Buffy the Free-Thought Slayer 4. I Love Lucifer 3. All in the Gas Chamber (endless SS office hijinx) 2. The ISIS Right And the number one Discord dictatorial sitcom of all time goes to:…
On a more positive note: Helmand is kind of a shit hole anyway. * The above image may not actually be the Afghani town of Helmand.
WASHINGTON — Today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced her 2016 plans...
by Paul Lander.Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
Our hard-hitting website investigates yet more conspiracy theories! Conspiracy Theories is the hard-hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey..
Pyongyang, DPRK—The supreme leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea announced today the successfully detonation of an H-Bomb, the first such thermonuclear detonation in the country’s history. The U.S. Air Force immediately deployed a WC-135 Constant Phoenix aircraft as a radiation “sniffer” plane to test the properties of the radiation cloud created by the blast.…
U.S. corporations owe $600 billion in taxes Carl Icahn, noted corporate predator and takeover specialist who made billions of dollars in corporate deals, has recently begun pushing a charitable cause.
Cognitive distortions are prominent on both sides of today’s political aisles, but one side is accelerating in this area like a tachyon particle in a meth lab. This is today’s scheissgiest, as I like to call it. From a psychiatric standpoint, Republicans represent the full diagnostic spectrum. I’d suggest they drop their elephant symbol for the rainbow were…
by P. Beckert.Call ISIS decision-makers ‘weak’ and ‘pussies’ A group of suicide bombers have made it known that they are not the least bit happy about a decision made by ISIS leaders [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
With only 1% power left, we are all just grateful this important message got through.
by Roger Freed.The New White House (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments: After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
Zero-waste policy: please cherry-pick your favorite predictions for 2016 and dump the rest.
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.
Screw Benghazi, this is the real scandal of our age. I haven’t written much about the Bernie Sanders’ phenomenon on this blog, but his imbibing a brew from one of my main hangouts demands a response. Historic Brewing, Bernie?! You’re on my turf now. There are reasons I would love to endorse the Bernster, but I…
Online technology continues to advance, and this week, one man saw a very lucky result from it.
I am feeling put upon Pushed to state whose side I’m on Think the whole thing’s just a con I’m an Independent voter Watching one speech, then another...

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