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A cat has been manifesting explicit signs of radical authoritarian behaviour, symptomatic of a fascist dictator in early 20th century Europe. The ultra-territorial tabby, regrettably named Mussolini, has been scratching furniture and clawing humans in a manner bearing all the hallmarks of a right-wing nationalist ideology.
Washington, DC—President Barack Obama spent his final hours in office … well, just look at the headline again. Many are calling Mr. Obama’s actions beneath the dignity of his office, but Obama had a short and poignant response to critics that involved his middle finger. He littered the streets with armfuls of farewell gifts. Amongst the endless…
It was announced today the Inauguration of Donald Trump on Friday, January 20, will be transformed from a standard Inauguration into a Roast, to allow talent agents a fighting chance at securing quasi-big names at the last minute to perform at the event.
Following a historic mudslide victory that promises to pave the way for future con men, pathological liars and alleged sexual predators to ascend to the most powerful office on Planet Earth, America today inaugurated the first fake president in the nation’s 250-year history — President @RealDonaldTrump.
With Donald Trump just hours away from being sworn in as the President of the United States, the country has developed a putrid smell, worrisome taste and is probably best avoided.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Nothing is ordinary with President-Elect Donald Trump.  Not even with regards to his relationship with the news media.  He chooses whom he speaks to and has called news outlets like CNN "fake news." But we scored the first one-on-one interview with Trump on the eve of his inauguration…
Time to update that old elephant icon and bring new ideas to the GOP. What better protection can a politician have than "rubbers." Donald will certainly need protection--very soon.
Just to make sure they avoid being put on the proposed Muslim registry the most die-hard Trump supporters are tweeting him their full social security numbers...
In an act of supreme humanity and kindness, Obama spared a man he has called his ‘brother’ from watching what Donald Trump does to America, as well as the rest of the world.
Washington – Just days ahead of his inauguration, and fresh off his contentious feud with civil rights hero John Lewis, President-elect Donald Trump made a stunning announcement today.  His plan is not only to repeal Obamacare but he will also be eliminating February as Black History Month.
A majority of forest animals claim bears are not attending schools as often as Education Secretary candidate Betsy DeVos thinks.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chroniclexs, Washington Bureau) - Just days after berating CNN and calling it "fake news," President-elect Donald Trump is now accusing The Onion of spreading the same. "I've been reading The Onion for quite some time now," Trump said,  "and I've finally come to the conclusion that all its stories are lies and…
Jeremy Corbyn to enter 'Britain's Got Talent' as part of new media strategy. Advisers believe Labour Leader's musical fruit act will demonstrate his populist appeal.
In 2016, Susan Sarandon endorsed Jill Stein for President. Jill Stein is a member of the Green Party. You know what else is green? Arugula.
The dead body of a man who was notorious for bragging about ‘Dry January’, has been discovered in a large industrial tank of malting barley at a malt production facility in his home town of Fakenham. Adam Stone, 31, was last seen gazing longingly through the window of his local pub 48 hours before.
Wow! And this is just the pre-inauguration festivities! For the big day The Donald is also planning to have a number of liberal journalists shot out of cannons in sync to Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture.
With just days until the swearing in of Donald J. Trump to the office of president, the inaugural committee has continued to be met with a very high lack of enthusiasm for participation by big name celebrities.
Choose which of these tragedies in American history should simply be gotten over and left in the past, or memorialized for perpetuity, to see how real an American you are.

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