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Pope Francis has taken several veiled shots at President Trump since he began his presidential campaign. The Pope has indirectly questioned Trump’s faith as well as human decency. But now it’s Trump’s turn to fire back.
19th February 2019: President Donald Trump was applauded today by thousands of his supporters for shooting dead a member of the fake media.
Some nights I lie awake, wondering, is my son a nancy ass? Now, I fear the worst?: that he harbors dreams of a future in social work.
As well as resembling Clattenburg, the duck's arse is thought to have a comparable level of football knowledge and ability to pay attention what the players around it are doing.
Burlington, VT—Sixteen-year-old Trent Drury admitted earlier today how he and two of his friends are responsible for summoning the current president from the nether realms. The boy told reporters, “Sorry everyone, we really didn’t think it would work. We thought Ouija was just a another game like Monopoly, Clue or that Evil Dead book made from…
The so-called president tells editor, “I’m glad you report ‘faux news,’ not ‘fake news!'” Reporter: “Is it true you’re going to reinstate waterboarding?” Trump: “Yes, I think it’s the only way we can bring the truth to the American people. We will be waterboarding members of the press until they agree to stop reporting ‘fake news.'
Chaos continues, despite his monotonous, self-serving blather. No quick fixes here. It takes honesty, work and compromise, which Donald doesn’t have.
ABBA have been terrorizing Sweden for decades and last night’s attack was just the tip of the iceberg.
Today Pope Francis told the assembled poor and displaced that god "holds you in his great hands" and would "try His very best to do good things for you, despite putting you through endless misery, including poverty, famine, and death.
President Donald Trump praised himself today for doing an "excellent" job during his first month in office, said "America, you are god**mn lucky to have me," and commented on "Koala Lemur" [sic] [Kuala Lumpur] "where those little bears are, very cute."
Indeed there is no Santa Claus, and we can definitively say it would be impossible for one man to visit all the children in the world in one night.
'It all started when me and Spicey were watching Melissa McCarthy's portrayal of him,' said President Trump today. 'He thought they went too far and it would be funnier if they toned it down. But I thought 'Why don't you actually attack the press with your podium like she does?''
Taos, NM—Paleoproctologist, Dr. Sterling Hogbein, of the Hogbein Institute and Lube is back in the news today. The controversial scholar has announced his intention to create a facility off the coast of South America for the purpose of cloning dinosaur tissue. Dr. Hogbein told the press he plans to “bring taco Tuesday up a notch.” Critics of the…
Ashley Nicole Black interviewed black activists remembering the civil rights movement in an exquisite five minute segment on Full Frontal, which includes great footage from the era.
Boxer-turned-Senator quotes bible to argue against discrimination based on gender identity.
QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Whenever one hears the name Manny Pacquiao, boxing always comes to mind.  Like a fist fight. And that's exactly the challenge hurled at the boxer-turned-senator by a Philippine transgender congresswoman. Geraldine Roman of the first district of Bataan and the first transgender legislator in the Philippines,…
Twentieth-Century Fox announced today that it was greenlighting a film about the infamously nonexistent Bowling Green Massacre, where two Iranian nationals failed to blow up dozens of people using improvised exploding devices in Bowling Green, Kentucky.
In a press conference yesterday, President Trump said, ‘You know what uranium is, right? It’s this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. Like lots of things are done with uranium. Including some bad things.’
I have a confession to make: I'm the man behind the Incredible Hulk. But I've gotten older and my angry shenanigans have become tiresome over the years.

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