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WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, TNA released a report following its consultation with Second Amendment experts from every academic corner of the United States regarding the "well regulated militia." The scholars confirmed the Second Amendment was not referring to treasonous militias formed in a friend's backyard to overthrow the government, but well-regulated militias run by state governments.

Warsaw, Poland-(satireworld.com)
Jurors in the famous accordion lawsuit case rendered a surprise decision when they found for the plaintiff in a 700,000,000 Zloty lawsuit against one of the area's largest employers.

"My nightmare is that one of their little heads goes right up my shorts when I'm not looking." Jimmy Popper, Disasterologist

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - For Star Wars fanatics, it has been customary to see the film screenings at theaters dressed in their favorite characters, be it Darth Vader or Yoda. But times have changed, thanks to increased threats of foreign and domestic terrorism. So for those planning to see the latest series of the…

Virtual Space—Earlier today at SyntheTech University four computers were hacked to death and ten comment-sections were interrupted. A virtual assailant systematically stormed from room-to-virtual room unleashing malware and hate-thread speech. This incident, that many are calling an act of anti-liberalism, caused Syntax and Registry errors from C# to C++.  The barrage of politically incorrect language left hundreds of coddled liberal…

Questions include 'Are you a terrorist?' 'Does your vest contain large amounts of semtex?' and 'Do you have a funny-shaped beard?'

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
The Obama administration has given instructions to the Immigration and Naturalization Service, the Border Patrol, Customs, and the Department of Homeland Security to hold and arrest Santa Claus if he is seen entering the United States on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. Additionally, an all points bulletin and arrest warrants have been issued by the F.B.I for Santa (alias Kris Kringle, alias St. Nick).

NEWTOWN, CONNECTICUT (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, an American society boasting informed, healthy citizens dismissed the rantings of Sandy Hook conspiracy theorists, who either denied the December 14th, 2012 mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School took place, or asserted it was a false flag operation perpetrated by the federal government as a pretext to seize guns. Americans united against such naked extremism, because their society was not rotting from the inside out due to racial and religious conflicts stoked by the rich and exacerbated by protracted catastrophic economic...

After promising a ‘stocking-stuffer' like no other…And actually in a real pair of stockings, Santa Claus announced today the new cloning process will allow him to fulfill every male teenagers sexual dream for next Christmas too.

What did the frontrunners in the 2016 presidential race want from Santa Claus when they were children? The Dandy Goat has obtained exclusive copies of the adorable letters they wrote.

Over at TW&TW I’ve written a piece about the rhetoric of evil. Meanwhile here, I thought I’d make David Cameron’s Christmas card look a little more festive.

Was accepting Syrians a ploy to help the Leafs this season?

Emotional scenes in London after negotiators finally reached a deal with Simon Cowell to release X-Factor contestants back to their families after six months of gruelling captivity.

From Tom Toles to Tom Tomorrow (and beyond) it seems all cartoonists are called Tom It’s a fact. America’s top cartoonists are all called Tom.

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - For the first time in the history of the Golden Globes, not one, but two LGBT films have been nominated for the top acting awards: 'Carol' and "The Danish Girl.' Last year's best actor for both the Golden Globes and the Oscars, Eddie Redmayne, is again nominated in the drama…

Donald Trump, the wildly impersonateable presidential hopeful, will become the most impersonated man in the world next year if his journey to the White House is successful, according to impressionists last night.

The US Department of Planets (USDOP) officially gave its blessing and has now listed Pluto as a verified planet after years of on again/off again speculation that it was merely a collection of ice and rocks without a specific planetary form.

Washington – Talks in Washington are hot and heavy about getting rid of the penny as part of the US currency.