On a somewhat Thanksgiving-themed episode from El Rio Grande Mexican Restaurant, Sunny Weathers and Jeremy White inform The Family Dinner’s David Vitrano that Latvia is, in fact, a real country that actually exists.

"The Department of Reality wants a plan that clearly shows how the Middle East is not completely destabilized by the reintroduction of large numbers of American ground forces. We know both ISIS and Syrian President Assad will be targeted, and also believe Iran will be next," stated Secretary of Reality Horace Green.

In all seriousness, today is a day we encourage our readers to donate to their favorite charities and raise awareness about HIV/AIDS (and avoid being deemed a "prick"). Don't know which one to choose? Check out the organizations that have been featured in Goodwink this year!

Flagstaff, AZ—A local meter maid disappeard under mysterious circumstances yesterday afternoon. She was later found stuffed like a pinatta with her own parking ticket pad. Police are questioning everyone in the town in alphabetical order. Breaking news: all police questioning will occur in reverse alphabetic order since a person named Zano submitted this story for…

'I pulled £27 Billion out of it last week and I reckon there could be more up there'.

The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.

The Justice Department has confirmed that the man who attacked a Planned Parenthood clinic in Colorado Springs last week is part of a sprawling network of deranged individuals acting entirely on their own.

OAKLAND, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - Just moments after basketball star Kobe Bryant of the L.A. Lakers announced that he will be retiring at the end of the current NBA season, The Golden State Warriors' Steph Curry shocked the sports world by announcing he is retiring effective immediately. "It's a matter of knowing when to quit,"…

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Fox News declared responsibility for the domestic right-wing terrorist attack on a Planned Parenthood facility in Colorado Springs, Colorado that killed three and wounded nine others on Friday. The right-wing propaganda network declared it may as well have fired all the bullets at the scene due to its hate-filled, largely fabricated rhetoric regarding Planned Parenthood combined with its fear-mongering and urging of its viewers to be armed at all times to respond to fabricated imminent threats that are everywhere.

Agreeing that carbon emissions must be reduced to halt climate change, tens of thousands of world leaders, government ministers, scientists and activists are attending the Paris climate talks after being flown to the city in private jets.

Such a grim morning. It’s 11am and all the lights are already on. Normally November is my favourite month but this past four weeks have been nothing but rain. Not that I dislike rain.

Despite senior generals saying UK will need boots on the ground to fight in 'Stalingrad' operations; to topple ISIS Mr. Cameron says a couple of Tornadoes will do it as he has limited edition Charizard and a shiny Blastoise that will give them special powers.

In America, we face a momentous choice: a food future rooted in the ethic of sustainable agriculture, or in exploitative agri-industry.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - There has never been such widespread  computer outage in government history as what millions of Americans are experiencing today. There are also reports of computer breakdowns in many parts of the world. If you're trying to renew your driver's license online, or signing up for Obamacare, or tracking a shipment…

Cyber Friday led on to Cyber Saturday this weekend in one of the cyberiest lead ups to Christmas since the dawn of time, according to a cosmologist.

Papillion, NE –  Being a kid is tough.  Being an old guy is tough.  Both are entering and leaving comfort zones that they have been in for years.  One such pair in a small town in Nebraska are handling things in very different ways.

The move is meant to accommodate all pre- and post-Thanksgiving sales which always start a day early.

THE NORTH POLE (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the Happy Holidays faction in the War on Christmas launched a surprise attack on the North Pole headquarters of the Merry Christmas faction. Heavy damage was done to Merry Christmas Headquarters by the Happy Holidays strike force, which breached the walls and forced its captives to play with dreidels, sit around a Festivus Pole and perform both the Airing of Grievances and the Feats of Strength, and wear Happy New Year hats and blow on similarly marked noisemakers.

In the UK they're ISIL, ISIS or just plain IS. In Germany they are called ISO, in France they are just plain old EI and our American cousins prefer the term, 'muslims'. The group, itself, likes the name "Daesh" and this is becoming a problem for news media around the world.