Beginning July 1, the nation’s largest retailer will venture into cosmetic surgery for the first time when Walmart begins offering Breast Enhancement Surgery at all Super Walmart locations

"We don't want to be the Grinch who stole Christmas, just because you're on Santa's naughty watch list," says Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell.

A few years ago, a relative underwent major surgery. It was a bad time but eventually came the moment when we could visit. ‘So,’ I said, once the greetings were done and tears shed, ‘is there anything I can do?’ ‘Yes,’ replied my relative, ‘you can turn that [flipping] TV off!’ A monitor on an […]

“Did Planned Parenthood fund the Flux Capacitor with tax payer dollars?” —John Q. Republican

After Hilary Benn's rousing pro-bombing Daesh in Syria speech on Wednesday, the nation has woken to the shock that they had no idea a man could be called Hilary.

Corporate monopolies are experiencing a surge in the urge to merge. Control of market after market — from cable TV to chickens, banking to washing machines ...

CUPERTINO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - The charity bug has finally caught up with tech companies in the Silicon Valley. Following yesterday's announcement by Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg and wife Priscilla Chan that they will be donating 99% of their wealth to charity, Apple has followed suit with an even better deal. Apple CEO Tim Cook is…

MENLO PARK, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - What a difference a new-born baby makes. To welcome the birth of their baby daughter Max, Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan announced a new initiative in which they will donate 99% of their wealth to charity. Most of that money, in excess of $45 Billion, is coming from Facebook,…

NASA Scientists released information, along with a Top Secret report, concerning the recent discovery of human remains spotted laying on the surface of the Earth’s moon.

"And the plot is better handled than Die Hard 5 too." Jimmy Popper, Cinema Owner

Christian forces remain under siege in a bloody stalemate military experts are calling the most pivotal battle in the War on Christmas.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - Acknowledging that any bill that repeals Obamacare and defunds Planned Parenthood will be vetoed by President Obama, Senate Republicans today changed their strategy to ensure that the legislation they pass gets signed by the occupant of the Oval Office. Republican Sen. Richard Shelby of Alabama introduced a final amendment that…

Gun related deaths continue to escalate and cripple the psyche of Americans.  President Obama is not happy about it.  He is imploring Congress to pass stricter gun control laws.  Opinions are split on whether or not that is the answer.  A new law passed today, however, would seem to not help matters.

Blogger Lamar White Jr. joins Sunny and Jeremy to discuss Les Miles, state Sen. Troy Brown, and a couple of books about a couple of creepy guys.

Raising Cane’s first international location is in mutha-effing Kuwait City, as in the capital of the country we had to liberate from Saddam Hussein in the early ’90s.

A Conservative MP, who is still applauding the Hillary Benn speech yesterday, says it was a better speech than the one in Independence Day, the movie, according to The Sun newspaper.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, a cow dung bust of former Vice President Dick Cheney was unveiled in the Capitol Visitor Center's Emancipation Hall. The unveiling ceremony attracted the likes of former President George W. Bush and Iraqi dignitaries, who threw their shoes at both the cow dung representation of Cheney and Cheney himself.

Las Vegas, NV—I knew being Zano-free couldn’t last forever, but I did enjoy my peaceful six month stretch. When the inevitable phone call came, he wanted to know the location of our next Vegas-style ghost investigation. For some reason Zano feels it’s my responsibility to arrange these “important” endeavors. As if living in Las Vegas…

A robust, thorough, no-holds-barred inquiry in to the disastrous fallout from the bombing of Syria has 'already been commissioned', according to government sources.

Get out the big black Sharpie and pull down the official Presidential Campaign Manual because its time to redact the rules.