Congresswoman Gloria Applecart (R-IN) voiced her opposition to the funding of Alzheimer's Disease research just weeks after being diagnosed with the degenerative neurological disease herself.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) - Since July  5, 1946, the Philippines has had a great diplomatic relationship with Colombia, with foreign embassies established by both countries locally. But it took one despicable act on the part of some Colombians for the Philippines to immediately sever its ties with the South American country. On New Year's…

10. Despot Housewives 9. It’s Always Sunny in Damascus 8. Arrested Dismemberment 7. Breaking Vlad 6. My So Called Rights 5. Buffy the Free-Thought Slayer 4. I Love Lucifer 3. All in the Gas Chamber (endless SS office hijinx) 2. The ISIS Right And the number one Discord dictatorial sitcom of all time goes to:…

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WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the results of a TNA study on American kids who lived in poverty and routinely went hungry discovered over 80% of the starving kids were happy to not be "takers" and miss entire meals so the wealthy could receive more tax cuts. The hungry children saw malnourishment as their patriotic duty, and remained cautiously optimistic that decades of tax cuts for the wealthy would soon allow money to trickle down to the poor, as well as stop austerity measures pushed by Republicans that refuse to fund wasteful programs designed to feed starving children.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles ) -When the flagship store of Toys "R" Us in New York closed after business hours on December 30, it was going to be for good. The toys retail giant cited exhorbitant rent and kids' shifting consumer preferences towards drones, hoverboards and smart phones for its decision to…

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The celebrity icloud hacker seems to have struck again. This time releasing humiliating photos of democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, age 69, showing her in the nude and dressed in provocative clothing.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential candidate and emotionally unstable billionaire Donald Trump told his Caucasian supporters they will have lower wages when he becomes president, but not as low as groups like Blacks, Hispanics, and/or Muslims. Trump promised American Caucasians a reward for their ongoing refusal to join with Americans of other races and religious creeds to demand better wages and working conditions, namely by having those groups to look down on and feel superior to.

MOSUL (The Barbed Wire) - Members of the terror group ISIS spent New Year's Eve celebrating the beginning of a new year of terror attacks and killing by watching the annual head drop in Mosul. The tradition is in its third year and the event is circulated by cellphones and ISIS-controlled TV stations in the region.

John Stewart will be named the new executive producer for The O’Reilly Factor on FOX News. “I can’t fight it any longer,” will say Stewart. “I’ve been livi

The Financial Conduct Authority has shelved its banking inquiry and told consumers to 'stop whining like a little girl'. Rather than challenge the culture of the city of London, the FCA is said to favour offering brokers candle-lit meals, a shoulder rub and unlimited access to everyone's savings.

We here at Durstco have compiled a political forecast for 2016 It’s hard to believe, but we’re on the brink of another presidential election year. Let us pray.

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Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at perennial presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning her reportedly ‘frequent secret trips to Tijuana, Mexico’ while she served as US Secretary of State are circulating in media centers across the US.

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - Along with other giant Silicon Valley tech companies, Twitter has been  often criticized for the lack of diversity in its work force. The San Francisco-based social networking service has had a dismal record of hiring and promoting women and people of color. In a major year-end move to deal…

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced her 2016 resolution was to "completely destroy" U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont - her primary challenger for the party's presidential nomination. Clinton asserted she wanted to tear down Sanders, and everything he ever loved, while also desiring to "seem nice doing it" so her already upside-down likability numbers did not go even lower.

The U.S. Government made the following announcements today that are in preparation of New Year’s Eve 2016. All the preparations, listed below, have roots in traditional superstitions.

Ottawa—Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudaeu announced today as many as 40% of the recently relocated Syrian refugees have already frozen to death. The challenge of transitioning individuals from a desert region to the great white north has proven too great for many. The Prime Minister was saddened, yet confused by the news: “We gave every one…

'I am disappointed to face charges related to an alleged incident in 2004. I deny all accusations that I put my boopachop in my accuser’s simbydoop after I had put some sleepy-deeps in her slurpydrunkjuice,' he said.