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How do mediocre politicians like the Clinton's become so wealthy? If you’re like millions of other regular middle-class Americans you probably ask yourself that question each time you see their well-nourished faces spouting stupid rhetoric on TV.

Here’s how…..

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, a TNA survey found Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was surging with Americans harboring low expectations and no ambition for a better future. Clinton held a dominant lead over her primary rival - U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont - with the support of 87% of Americans who expected no improvement in their circumstances while she was president.

Manned by an all gay crew, the USS Tennessee Williams is a Virginia-class attack submarine capable of shooting missiles and all sorts of stuff, its Captain Marcelo McGary says.

Right-wing sleeper ‘Jezzer’ Corbyn and left-wing sleeper Donald ‘Lenin’ Trump are to be exchanged on the Glienicke Bridge connecting Potsdam with Berlin, following intense diplomatic manoeuvres. ‘Corbyn is a war hero. A Cold War hero who kept our democracy safe from communists’ said an emotional David Cameron as he awaited the exchange. ‘He went deeper...

Secret Moon Base—After much consideration, the notorious Dr. Evil is considering a run for the highest office in the land. He is mainly joining the race because he believes the current frontrunners are all “A-holes”. Price is apparently no object for the super villain as he told the press today he is prepared to spend “gazillions” of dollars on his presidential aspirations. Dr. Evil said, “I…

What genius chose Iowa and New Hampshire to host the first primaries, anyway? And now the question that’s been dancing on the lips of politically concerned citizens for decades. Who’s the genius that chose Iowa and New Hampshire to be the first and most influential states in determining who becomes the next president?

Hopes that the Eurovision Song Contest will have a three hour silence in place of it's entire show as a sign of respect for one of Britain's greatest broadcasters was growing today only hours after the announcement of the death of Sir Terry Wogan.

Terrence Haston, 32, has been campaigning for a variety of Republican candidates nearly all his adult life. Now that the 2016 Iowa Caucuses are finally here, he is finding that life after the Caucus consists of a terrifying and unknown future.

NEW YORK — NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that throws of more than 15 yards and quarterback runs of more…

The SatireWorld Political Quiz

The rules are simple. We will give you a quote and you have to guess what great American said it. Your four choices are President Barack Obama, Ex-President George W. Bush, former Vice President Dan Quayle, or former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.
Good Luck…

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Oh, the angst of it all. Are scores of third trimester women’s Landing Strip brazilians really behind a babies’ PTSD pandemic? Alongside brain size defects from some bug-borne anaphylactic schmuck?

IOWA (The Barbed Wire) - During a CNN sponsored town hall meeting today, Hillary Clinton told the live audience that, if elected, the first thing she would do on her first day in office would be to abolish the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA). The Freedom of Information Act is a law that gives citizens the…

Money Saving Expert consumer blogger Tim Peake saved a whopping £8.00 on his journey from his home in Chelmsford to work in Sheffield by going via the International Space Station instead of going by rail. Major Peake said ‘Obviously it isn’t for everyone, but if you’re willing to go 3,000 times around the Earth to...

And Salmonella still has nothing to do with salmon.

Is it fair to make sweeping generalizations solely based on longitude and latitude? To taunt his rival and sow seeds of evangelical doubt, Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz informed Donald Trump that the rest of the country was concerned about his alarming New York Values. Totally ignoring the greater danger...

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Sempra Energy declared the uncontrolled, gargantuan natural gas leak at its Aliso Canyon Oil Field was actually releasing desperately needed methane into Earth's atmosphere. The parent corporation of Southern California Gas Company (SoCal) asserted methane was "like vitamins for the atmosphere," and that over 2 million tons of vitamins had been dispatched since the leak started on October 23rd, 2015.

The Arizona students who spelled out the N-word have been invited to the Republican party’s first Annual Spelling Bee.

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The celebrity iCloud hacker seems to have struck again. This time releasing more humiliating photos of democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, age 69, showing her dressed semi-nude and in very provocative clothing.

CHARLOTTE — Carolina Panthers third-string quarterback Joe Webb attempted to get some attention today off of all the cov…