"I need to get me some Thug Life sunglasses. Or a pretty bird." Jimmy Popper, Punches Above His Weight
"But how many Chinese people jumping together on it strong is the bridge? You call this reporting?" Jessie Krufts, Geographer
"Good wrist strength in the crowd too. It must be all that air guitar."
"Librarian, I would like to read A Tale Of Two Kitties, Phnarf."
"Hmmm. That sounds horribly like pigs in blankets and we all know how that turned out."
"I would be invincible with trunks like that." Jimmy Popper, Trunks Designer
"I tickle torture my cat behind his ears. He fetches me my newspaper now, well more like drags it to me... But, on balance, brilliant."
"It's a super triple double king bonus plus plus size doggy-bed. That dog will feel like a doggy billionaire." Fred Flunkee, Salesman, Beds Inc
"Just don't ask him to any memorial ceremony, he'll be 2 months early." Jessie Krufts, Wanderer
"I'm starting a campaign to get Vine videos increased in length from 6 seconds to 7 seconds each. JOIN ME!" Jimmy Popper, Campaigner
Episode 5 of Good Evening , The Enternet.
"That would be even funnier if it was a person in a hamster suit. Sports mascots take notes." Jessie Krufts, Hamster Designer
"I hope Affleck aims for 'grumpy Adam West' for his Batman interpretation." Jessie Krufts, Doctor
"It would have been funnier if he had got the hiccups during that. Is he playing for laughs or not?" Harry Zonderblurb, Fast Talker
"It makes a refreshing change from all that wooffing. 2 bones out of 10." Harry Zonderblurb, Critic
"And the plot is better handled than Die Hard 5 too." Jimmy Popper, Cinema Owner
"Yeah, not quite Mary Poppin's bag is it? Come back when you can get one pulling a large pot plant out of her mouth."
"So, is that five howls out of five, or just one big howl out of five? These dog reviewers confuse me." Jessie Krufts, Physicist
"It's still a better love story than Twilight." Jessie Krufts, Bean Counter
"In my experience, the joke soon wears off on a nude beach." Jessie Krufts, Fisher Man
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