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Known in his hometown as Connor the Conservationist, eleven-year-old Connor Grady's submission to his Middle School's Environmental Science Fair received a mixed response this week, raising a few eyebrows but also several hundred dollars after he proposed to help curb climate change by murdering millions of people.
































































The state of Texas rescinded a controversial new abortion law today after a study showed that a majority of the babies it would save would likely grow up to vote Democrat.
































































 
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Simultaneously excited and repulsed, many Americans are experiencing mixed feelings over a California court ruling siding with Britney Spears' conservatorship that will force her to perform at Super Bowl LVI.
































































 
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Epitomizing effortless lifestyles in LA's bourgeoning warehouse district, this newly constructed one-bedroom starter is being listed for the competitive price of $1.2 million































































 
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In a takeover the swiftness of which few saw coming, the Taliban recaptured control of Afghanistan this week using threats of violence.































































 
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Newly surfaced video from a funeral of a Mississippi woman who died of COVID-19 features Marjorie Taylor Greene (R, GA) congratulating attendees for their state's low vaccination rates.
































































 
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Like so many thousands of others victimized by the satanic cabal that has pervaded the US healthcare system, it started for Laura Shippen of Shreveport, Louisiana with a bad cold.
































































 
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TOKYO, Japan (The Adobo Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) - Today, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) made a stunning announcement. Beginning in 2024, the Olympics will include a new sport: knitting! Initially, Olympic knitting will include three divisions: Bonnet Division, Classic Sweater Division, and the Table Runner Division. Medals will be awarded to athletes who could finish…
Americans Colby Tyler Smith, Robert Lee Harris and Aiden Dylan Lindquist dominated the Men's Mass Shooting event in Tokyo today, sweeping the medals in the event's inaugural competition.
































































 
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As the Delta variant continues it's rapid spread in Los Angeles, Dr. Leonard Vronsky says stupid people now account for all COVID-19 hospitalizations at county-run hospitals.
































































 
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Days after a 7-point plan to restore Donald Trump to the presidency was handed out at the Conservative Political Action Conference, a second, less outlandish version detailing how Trump can regain the White House has begun circulating among conservatives. It reads as follows:
One day after receiving the bad news that he won't be participating in this year's All Star game, Chicago Cubs second baseman Eric Sogard is calling foul on the process he claims fraudulently deprived him of his rightful position on the team.
































































 
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Parents who spank their children could benefit from a short-term reduction in stress levels, new research shows.
































































 
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Amplifying the discord surrounding critical race theory - the doctrine that holds that America's legal framework is biased against black people and other minorities - an alternate theory arguing that it's actually the other way around has started to be pushed by white people who don't want to hear about it.
































































 
A man who accidentally shot and killed his own son during a road rage incident in Dallas last week inadvertently killed his wife and two of his cousins at the boy's funeral this morning.
































































 
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It was a story that was becoming more and more familiar: a motorist traveling north on the I-5 South in Chula Vista, California collided with a car going the opposite direction, killing both drivers. The fourth such incident in the San Diego-area in as many days, officials were left perplexed and searching for answers.































































Emboldened by rising vaccination levels and plummeting infection rates, humans around the world are rushing to make up for lost time in their race to make the Earth a living hell.
































































 
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One week after comparing requirements for members of Congress to wear masks on the chamber floor to the Holocaust, Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Green likened the American Dental Association's recommendation of flossing at least once a day with Stalin-era purges.
































































 
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Heeding a warning to evacuate his West Bank neighborhood ahead of Israeli airstrike late Sunday night, Sadiq Aboushi was shocked at what he found upon his return Monday afternoon.
































































 
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Seeking refuge from the sight of homeless people in Los Angeles, many of Kaitlyn Jenner's friends are discovering that Sedona isn't the Shangri-la they were expecting, with tee times often backed up for days.
































































 
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