"They need a tie-in brand of hotdog's to go with this series."

"Didn't they do that to some guy on The Sopranos once?" Jimmy Popper, Satire Critic

"I don't get Samsung phone flavoured water, but I totally get cheesy feet flavoured water. Mmmmhhh...." Kent Rugby, Flavoured Water Executive

"If they do an easier course for me on my mobility scooter count me in."

"I hope they aren't expecting milk from these teats." Kent Rugby, Shirtless Dancer

"I always sleep with my tongue out of my mouth. It scares the home help every time." Fred Flunkee, Good Ole Boy

"Well, I'd rather be possessed than obese." Jessie Krufts, Fat Shamer

"The cat seems to be meowing in English. Hilarious. I bet they can't understand a word it's saying."

"On balance, I would say it is much less annoying than slow honking." Jessie Krufts, Scientist

"That should be an Olympic sport, done by people in jet packs obviously." Jimmy Popper, PE Teacher

"Yea! At last a dog relieving himself without the nasty emissions normally associated with that statement. Although I do hope somebody checks for what looks like a brown dead fish after he gets out." Jessie Krufts, Puppy Carer

"How tall is that Police Officer if that camera is her body cam?" Jessie Krufts, Shortist

"It's far too close to a hotdog, almost cannibalism." Kent Rugby, Catcher

"I prefer him playing a slacker with no goals and ambitions. Who is this LaBeouf?"

"That's probably why you never see a cat with a six pack." Kent Rugby, Motivator

"It's not Pick Of The POPs it's Pick Of The GOPS. Geddit?" Jessie Krufts, Local Radio DJ

"It makes a change from all those bear swipes cat to its death with paw videos."

"I need to get me some Thug Life sunglasses. Or a pretty bird." Jimmy Popper, Punches Above His Weight

"But how many Chinese people jumping together on it strong is the bridge? You call this reporting?" Jessie Krufts, Geographer

"The military uses for this are endless. Especially for crazy bald bad guys with cats." Jessie Krufts, James Bond Impersonator